(Source: grinch88, via egyptianb0i)

lol I look like such a dork in this shot.

lol I look like such a dork in this shot.

(via thepatrickbateman)

Everyone wants my wife

thepatrickbateman:

“I think I’ll put this under ‘Reasons I’ll never get married’.”

What about your husband?

thepatrickbateman:

jeanthesecretary:

Patrick, I’m sorry I’ve been gone, I was visiting a friend back in NY, she’s very Ill, I stayed with her for a week. Yes, I should have been more assertive in telling you this but..I’ve been distracted with her being in the hospital and all.
apologies,
Jean

I roll my eyes at her note and toss it to the side. I had other people to deal with. Whether she was gone or not was on neutral ground with me

Damn right because I am getting married to myself.

I believe I just proposed to myself. I won’t say yes unless I get a big diamond ring with a rez at Dorsia.

I believe I just proposed to myself. I won’t say yes unless I get a big diamond ring with a rez at Dorsia.

Bitches need to stop wearing red lipstick. It’s summer, wear coral.

thecavernking asked: Patrick, you have your and me sister incredibly worried about you right now. I understand that you're going through a tough time, but trust me, you won't find the "love" that you are looking for from Tim. Tim can't love you, he just wants your body. Rape is not love Patrick, it's a violent, selfish assault. What you need is a break from Tim to find out who you really are, P. Tim doesn't care. If he did, he wouldn't have hurt you. If want you want is love, then for now, please rely on the love fr

rom your sister and I. Especially your big sis. She really loves you, you know. And she wants you to be happy. And one day, when you’re least expecting it, I’m sure you’ll find someone who can love you as much as I love Tilly, or as much as you love them. You just have to wait patiently for that right person, and they’ll come. You have your whole life ahead of you, kid. Don’t ruin it for some loser who can’t even properly tell you that he cares.

You don’t know what you are talking about. Tim cares about me and my sister just treats me like shit all the time. You are not me so you don’t know.

Tim is my best friend and my sister is just a bitch who makes fun of me all the time. She doesn’t even deserve to suck my dick.

I don’t love anybody. I won’t even love Tim. Love is not real. Tim and I are, at best, just friends. But at least I like him more than my sister.

And I am not a fag.